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BREAKING NEWS: His Royal Highness Prince Philip dies

The Royal Family took to their twitter to announce the sad and untimely death of Prince Philip(94), the Duke of Edinburgh. Prince Philip, who was husband to Queen Elizabeth(99) had spent a  month in hospital receiving treatment after under going a successful procedure on a pre-existing heart condition. The following was announced on the Royal… Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: His Royal Highness Prince Philip dies

EFF lambasts African ‘Dictator’ Ismail Omar Guelleh of Djibouti after he wins 5th term as President

The Julius Malema led Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) has issued a statement chiding the Djibouti president Ismail Omar Guelleh, who is poised to be re-elected for the fifth time as election results are projecting. The 73 year old has been in power since 1999, after taking over from his uncle Hassan Gouled Aptidon, who had… Continue reading EFF lambasts African ‘Dictator’ Ismail Omar Guelleh of Djibouti after he wins 5th term as President

Investigations on Warriors coach Loga are complete: ZIFA

The Zimbabwe national team coach Zdravko Logarusic was recently being investigated by the Zimbabwe Football Association(ZIFA). This investigation’s sole purpose was to prove the legitimacy, or otherwise, of coach Loga’s Uefa Pro coaching License. Wilson Mutekede, Zifa’s technical director was said to have requested confirmation from Uefa of the validity of Loga’s Pro License. While… Continue reading Investigations on Warriors coach Loga are complete: ZIFA

Zimbabwean coach Loga is a fraud : ZIFA

Amidst dissatisfaction from fans over the performance of the Warriors’ coach Zdravko Logarusic, the Zimbabwe Football Association(ZIFA) has stepped in with similar sentiments. A leaked conversation relating to the coach’s qualifications has lead ZIFA to start investigating the legitimacy of coach they hired.   A South African source that is cognisant of the investigations being… Continue reading Zimbabwean coach Loga is a fraud : ZIFA

IMAGES: Serial thieves caught in Ruwa on camera. Check it out, could be your relative.

Phase 6 of Damofalls, Ruwa had been infested with robberies over the past couple of weeks. The culprits have finally been caught in action but their identities are still to be revealed. Here are pictures of the thieves in action below: So, if  anyone of them is your friend, father, brother, uncle, neighbour, don’t hesitate… Continue reading IMAGES: Serial thieves caught in Ruwa on camera. Check it out, could be your relative.

Zimbaweans have a low thinking capacity when it comes to handling money says Hopewell Chin’ono

You might have missed this one. Hopewell Chin’ono controversial Zimbabwean journalist, shared some of his thoughts on the money mindset of a large number of black Zimbabweans. By Hopewell Chin’ono I posted a picture earlier on and some people suggested that I should replace the green sofa chairs. I then realized that it was actually… Continue reading Zimbaweans have a low thinking capacity when it comes to handling money says Hopewell Chin’ono

The seductive Miss South Africa to run for president. What a time to be alive!

Model and beauty pageant titleholder, Shudufhadzo Musida has expressed her goal to become South Africa’s President. She will also be representing South Africa in Miss World 2021. Some of her greatest achievements in the modelling industry would be being featured in Vogue Italia in 2018. She has also modelled for large brands including Woolworths. Of… Continue reading The seductive Miss South Africa to run for president. What a time to be alive!

Woman dies 3 hours after receiving Covid-19 vaccine

The Pfizer Covid-19 vaccination has thus far been reported to possess side effects that include fatigue and headaches.  It was after administration of this particular vaccine that a woman died 3 hours later. The reported side-effects of the vaccine are not limited to fatigue and headaches. Some effects include slight muscle pains, chills or joint… Continue reading Woman dies 3 hours after receiving Covid-19 vaccine

Newly weds forced to spent night in Stadium after violating Covid-19 regulations

What was supposed to be the most memorable day of these newlyweds lives turned out to be the most humiliating day. A bride and her groom spent their first honeymoon night basking in the glory of the Stadium. They also got to spent this breathtaking evening confined with the rest of their wedding guests. No,… Continue reading Newly weds forced to spent night in Stadium after violating Covid-19 regulations

Government considers acquiring goods and services from local SMEs

The Small and Medium Enterprises Association of Zimbabwe (SME) has proposed an alignment of the Procurement Regulatory Authority of Zimbabwe(PRAZ) Act to their policies. This proposal is being highly considered as the inclusion of SME will help PRAZ achieve its mandate of promoting a fair, efficient, competitive and transparent public procurement in the country. One… Continue reading Government considers acquiring goods and services from local SMEs

Divorce costs skyrocket, its now cheaper to stay in an unhappy marriage.

The Law Society of Zimbabwe (LSZ) has announced that the new divorce payment will start at US$2 000 or the equivalent  of RTGS$ 170 000. The council has encouraged lawyers to stick to these set fees or approach the council if they wish to adjust their fees. The US$2000 fee is are said to only… Continue reading Divorce costs skyrocket, its now cheaper to stay in an unhappy marriage.

JUST IN: Strive Masiyiwa featured in the Forbes Billionaires 2021 list

The Forbes Billionaire 2021 list has unveiled that Zimbabwe’s Strive Masiyiwa is the 2035th richest man in the world. Strive Masiyiwa is the founder and chairman of Zimbabwe’s largest mobile operating networking system, Econet Wireless. Strive Masiyiwa’s net worth currently sits at a staggering  US$1.5 billion. However, it wasn’t enough to place him in even… Continue reading JUST IN: Strive Masiyiwa featured in the Forbes Billionaires 2021 list

Companies using informal sector rates are funding smuggling says Eddie Cross

Two years ago, the new Minister of Finance in Zimbabwe brought together a small group of local business persons in an informal advisory group. I was privileged to be included. Our meetings were irregular, largely driven by the Ministers need for a sounding board against which he could bounce ideas and problems. The great thing… Continue reading Companies using informal sector rates are funding smuggling says Eddie Cross

Sandra Ndebele enrols in degree program after finally passing her A-Levels

We hear it all the time, that its never too late to start chasing our dreams. This time around Sandra Ndebele has proved this statement to be true by enrolling at the Midlands State University for a degree program related to the music industry. It seems the only thing that was holding Sandra Ndebele back… Continue reading Sandra Ndebele enrols in degree program after finally passing her A-Levels

UPDATE: Touts who harassed woman given 6 month jail sentence

The four Dulibadzimu touts who were caught in a viral video harassing a woman at the Dulibadzimu bus terminus have finally been given a 6 months jail term. The touts are Maxwell Kamuda, Lazarus Chingova, Micheal Mlambo and Worry Muranda. These four men’s ages caused quite a stir last week as people were disappointed that… Continue reading UPDATE: Touts who harassed woman given 6 month jail sentence

10 year old second-hand car import ban in Zimbabwe clarified

New cars are transported in a truck in Sao Bernardo do Campo April 29, 2014. Sales of new vehicles in Brazil have climbed about 30 percent so far this month from the same period of March, the president of national carmakers group Anfavea, Luiz Moan, told journalists on Monday. Plunging sales to Argentina and weak domestic demand have rattled Brazil's auto industry, which is a key manufacturing base for global carmakers such as Italy's Fiat SpA, Germany's Volkswagen AG and U.S.-based General Motors Co and Ford Motor Co. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker (BRAZIL= - Tags: TRANSPORT BUSINESS) - RTR3N5OF

The Control of Goods(Import and Export)(Commerce)(Amendment) Regulations, 2021 has ascertained that vehicle importation will no longer be as easy as it was. Any second-hand vehicles older than 10 years that will be entering Zimbabwe will now need to present specific import licenses. The proof of payment associated with the purchasing of the vehicle will be… Continue reading 10 year old second-hand car import ban in Zimbabwe clarified

LG Mobile calls it a day

South Korean electronics company LG, has decided to exit the highly competitive smartphone market. The company that brought us the the popular g series of smartphones has been struggling to fend off competition from particularly the Chinese smartphone makers like Xiaomi. Chinese phone makers keep on producing high quality phones at a cheaper price, and… Continue reading LG Mobile calls it a day

IMAGES: Controversial slit nun’s attire wreaks havoc online

Toyin Lawani, a celebrity stylist & CEO at Tiannah’s Place Empire wore a very controversial nun outfit that left the internet ablaze with anger and disgust. She took the concept of a nun outfit, which is perceived by those of the Catholic denomination as a representation of chastity and purity. The designer in the picture… Continue reading IMAGES: Controversial slit nun’s attire wreaks havoc online

Check out Tocky Vibes’ outfit: Zvichiri zvefashion here?

So there is a great fashion quote by Bill Cunningham stating that “fashion is the armour to survive the reality of everyday life.” In this sense, just as one would paint, carve, draw or compose music to escape the realities of everyday life, fashion provides the same escape. That said, I dread to think of… Continue reading Check out Tocky Vibes’ outfit: Zvichiri zvefashion here?

$200 fine for dropping off friends and family at the airport?

Say goodbye to saying your long goodbyes to loved ones and lingering about at the airport as you watch them go because this time you might be fined for it. You might not even be allowed to get out of the car! The Robert Gabriel Mugabe International Airport now allegedly bears a cautionary sign to… Continue reading $200 fine for dropping off friends and family at the airport?