Of the 5 Zimbabwean athletes that represented at the 2021 Tokyo Olympics, 2 of them were swimmers. The first one, Donata Kotai is known for breaking national records set by legendary swimmer Kirsty Coventry herself. Unfortunately, she didn’t make it to the finals. The second swimmer, US based Peter Wetzlar, broke the national record for… Continue reading Zimbabwean swimmer breaks Zimbabwe’s 100 metres swimming record at the Olympics
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Crazy confessions from Zimbabweans on Twitter
It seems like we don’t need to wait for the next upload by Closure DNA to catch up on the latest gossip. Like that time someone’s wife blatantly denied any knowledge of a guy she turned out to have a child with. Now social media is dishing out the juicy gossip almost without being asked.… Continue reading Crazy confessions from Zimbabweans on Twitter
Mudiwa Hood is looking for two Midlands State University girls who touched his Louboutins so he can bless them
Midlands State University (MSU) which is currently conducting courses through elearning following a series of Covid-19 cases on campus is known for drama. The MSU girls have a very interesting history among society. On a somewhat unrelated note, Gospel singer Mudiwa Hood has decided to show two specific MSU girls some kindness. You might be… Continue reading Mudiwa Hood is looking for two Midlands State University girls who touched his Louboutins so he can bless them
Ex-white farmer, Pezold channels US courts to acquire US$277 million for Zimbabwe’s “racist land grab”
It is now over three decades since the revolutionary Land Reform Program that took place under Late President Robert Gabriel Mugabe. However, the matter has given rise to problems for the Zimbabwean government to this day. The views relating to this reform are in stark contract to each other. The ex-white farmers who were removed… Continue reading Ex-white farmer, Pezold channels US courts to acquire US$277 million for Zimbabwe’s “racist land grab”
Shashl — Ghetto Buddies Lyrics
Shashl — Ghetto Buddies Lyrics Anonditora oenda neni, anondinakidza Kughetto kughetto, zvinondinakidza Kune nzizi dzinoyerera, anondinakidza Kune nzizi dzinoyerera, zvinondinakidza Anouya ruchiri rungwanani Ondidzosa kumba madekwane Ondibata ruoko oti honey Handeyi kuya kuya Ondisanganisa nemaghetto buddies Akandiratidza panowanika zumbani Oenda neni, anondinakidza Kughetto kughetto, zvinondinakidza Kune nzizi dzinoyerera, anondinakidza Kune nzizi dzinoyerera,… Continue reading Shashl — Ghetto Buddies Lyrics
Voltz JT ft Holy Ten – How Far Lyrics
How Far – Lyrics [Voltz JT] How far, how far, how far Are you willing to go kuti masinhi afambe Kuti madhiri abaye How far, how far, how far Are you willing to go kuti madhiri anzi bho Fire man don’t be slow Cause hapana later kana chi time time Cause maplan… Continue reading Voltz JT ft Holy Ten – How Far Lyrics
WATCH INTERVIEW: Zimbabwe’s 1st black swimmer to take part in the Olympics
In the years that Zimbabwe took part in the Olympics for swimming, the team has always been made up of white people. For some nationals, this reflected on the said inability of black people to swim as well as white people. This year’s Olympics have changed things up. Zimbabwe is being represented in swimming by… Continue reading WATCH INTERVIEW: Zimbabwe’s 1st black swimmer to take part in the Olympics
WATCH: Zimbabwean launches all-African car brand in South Africa
Some Zimbabweans are definitely representing the country well abroad. It seems like we are all career paths covered, from politics to the arts to technology. This time around, a Zimbabwean, Tendai Mungofa created a brand of cars called Mureza. It launches soon with the first batch of cars already sold out. Watch the video on… Continue reading WATCH: Zimbabwean launches all-African car brand in South Africa
UK’s deported Zimbabweans finally land in Zimbabwe
Before the plane charter was due to fly with Zimbabweans being deported back to Zimbabwe, it had seemed that things were going to work out alright. Now, all hopes seem to be lost as some Zimbabweans have already arrived in the country. So we can safely say that the letter send to Home Affairs minister… Continue reading UK’s deported Zimbabweans finally land in Zimbabwe
Mary Chiwenga finally reveals the real reason why she married General Chiwenga
Mary Mubaiwa, Vice President General Chiwenga’s estranged wife has finally come out about her relationship. She was in the limelight for awhile during the time she was with General Chiwenga. She was called all sorts of names that generally reflected on people’s thoughts that she only married someone so much older because she was after… Continue reading Mary Chiwenga finally reveals the real reason why she married General Chiwenga
Criminal Jacob Zuma granted compassionate jail leave
Following the court proceeds at the Anti-Corruption Commission in South Africa, former President Jacob Zuma was thrown behind bars. He was called to stand before the commission to be tried for the corruption and mass looting that is said to have taken place under his rule. He was then thrown behind bars for contempt of… Continue reading Criminal Jacob Zuma granted compassionate jail leave
Woman suspected to be cheating gored by buffalo
The ZimParks have spoken of the overpopulation of wildlife and its encroaching into people’s territory as a cause for concern. This became clear as a Kariba woman was gored by a buffalo. On Sunday 18 July 2021, Ms Kerry Murimbika was on her way to look for manure. She was attacked close to the town’s… Continue reading Woman suspected to be cheating gored by buffalo
Man bitten by snake whilst cheating with another man’s wife
A cheating husband had karma bite him in the back. Maybe not karma, more like a snake. This Mberengwa married man was out cheating with another man’s wife. The Mberengwa man, Edmore Marongwe had sneaked out of his home to meet his married girlfriend, Chiedza Mazvimbakupa. The two met at their makeshift mat made of… Continue reading Man bitten by snake whilst cheating with another man’s wife
WATCH: Kikky Badass’ latest music video. Has she gone too far?
How far is too far? That is the question! Kikky Badass is at it again with a new release that has gotten people talking. Here at Provoker we don’t usually run out of words to say, but, I guess you’ll have to see for yourself. Maybe this should have been released on her OnlyFans. Watch… Continue reading WATCH: Kikky Badass’ latest music video. Has she gone too far?
South Africa introduces it’s first electric buses
The South African company, Golden Arrow Bus Services is slowly beginning to change the face of public transportation in South Africa. This comes about with their introduction of two electric buses. At a ceremony which was graced by the Daylin Mitchell, the Western Cape Minister of Transport and Public Works, the two buses were launched.… Continue reading South Africa introduces it’s first electric buses
British MPs begs UK not to deport Zimbabweans because “its not safe” for them
The Home Secretary Officer for the United Kingdom, Priti Patel has made it her agenda to deport Zimbabweans. The move has caused quite a stir even among British MPs. A charter flight due to fly on Wednesday might be halted immediately. This comes as a result of a letter sent to Priti Patel by some… Continue reading British MPs begs UK not to deport Zimbabweans because “its not safe” for them
Zimbabweans embarrassed by the delegation representing Zimbabwe at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics
The Tokyo Japan Olympic games are fast approaching. Despite some setbacks in the beginning that resulted from the Corona virus pandemic, the games are finally set to begin on the 21st of July 2021. Zimbabwe is proud to have 5 of its own sports persons representing the country at this occasion. Zimbabwe will be represented… Continue reading Zimbabweans embarrassed by the delegation representing Zimbabwe at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics
Government gazettes the new passport prices. At this rate noone will go anywhere! (official statement inside)
Upto where we are this year, we haven’t been short on new developments and controversies relating to the passport application processes. In Zimbabwe, the process of applying for a passport is a real headache due to various contributing factors. One factor is that there is a massive backlog on the production of passports. Some passports… Continue reading Government gazettes the new passport prices. At this rate noone will go anywhere! (official statement inside)
Desperate TelOne turns to selling handsets
The telecommunications parastatal owned by the Zimbabwean government, TelOne has resorted to other means of making money. TelOne took to their social media pages to announce their latest introduction to the TelOne family. They call it the New MLS Easy TS 4G Smart Feature Phone. This feature phone is able to access Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter… Continue reading Desperate TelOne turns to selling handsets
Member of the Presidential Guard caught and shot by police while involved in armed robbery
The Latin have a very profound saying which can be translated to “who will guard the guards?” In the case of the thieving presidential guard, this statement can mean that officers of the law watch closely to see if citizens are abiding by the law, however, who is watching them to see if they are… Continue reading Member of the Presidential Guard caught and shot by police while involved in armed robbery