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Painfully Funny Images: Dumbest Thief In The World!

I don’t even know how to start this one as my mind is racing wondering…why…how…what…why would he even?? *insert face palm emoji* I think we have just found the dumbest thief ever! The Robbery A security company in Zimbabwe, Fawcett was carrying out its usual day to day work. One of these jobs include safely… Continue reading Painfully Funny Images: Dumbest Thief In The World!

Mission Accomplished: Four armed robbers successfully get away with US$1

Robberies have become rampant in our society. Some Zimbabweans have even made headlines for carrying out such crimes abroad and in the case of those in the UK, deportation is underway. Individuals who we least expected to be caught up in the robbery allegations have been caught up in such crime. For instance, the former… Continue reading Mission Accomplished: Four armed robbers successfully get away with US$1

Member of the Presidential Guard caught and shot by police while involved in armed robbery

The Latin have a very profound saying which can be translated to “who will guard the guards?” In the case of the thieving presidential guard, this statement can mean that officers of the law watch closely to see if citizens are abiding by the law, however, who is watching them to see if they are… Continue reading Member of the Presidential Guard caught and shot by police while involved in armed robbery

WATCH:South African thieves take it up a notch and steal Ramaphosa’s iPad

South African thieves are known to be very daring. They’ve proved to be so in many different scenarios. The tactics they implore show an unprecedented level of skill. One of the most recent daring robberies was to steal Cyril Ramaphosa’s iPad. Yes you heard that right. A whole president with a security team had his… Continue reading WATCH:South African thieves take it up a notch and steal Ramaphosa’s iPad

WATCH: You’re not safe! Thieves issue out a public warning to Zimbabweans.

On the 20th of June 2021, the government set out to demolish the structures at Mbare Musika. These included makeshift buildings used by small companies, people’s homes and other structures used by vendors. Everything that wasn’t a legal structure was destroyed in a bid to clean out the city. However, not everyone was happy with… Continue reading WATCH: You’re not safe! Thieves issue out a public warning to Zimbabweans.

Final verdict finally given on the infamous Ghost/Skeleton Thief

The Ghost thief aka Skeleton thief had terrorised the Masvingo region. This particular thief had implored new tactics that had never been used before in the thieving industry. Unfortunately, the thief’s tactfulness was not tactful enough as he was caught by the long arm of the law. He was arrested on May 27 2021 and… Continue reading Final verdict finally given on the infamous Ghost/Skeleton Thief

Skeleton thief’s brother takes own life.

On May 27 2021, we shared the new tactics being used by thieves to confuse you into handing over your property. However, one of the thieves imploring this strategy was caught. Sadly, his brother has committed suicide. Norman Chagwiza, the skeleton thief was arrested on May 27. Following this incident, his brother, Musiiwa Gondoro is… Continue reading Skeleton thief’s brother takes own life.

Harare grandmother bamboozles US$20 000 from church member

Just when we thought we’d heard it all, someone’s grandmother conned their church member and has appeared before Harare’s magistrate. Her case has been remanded to June 17 2021. Anne Matseketu, the 62 year old grandmother in question, is being charged for selling stands on a dumpsite area. The victim, Brand Chaipa, was looking to… Continue reading Harare grandmother bamboozles US$20 000 from church member

Pics: Masvingo thieves using new stealing method! You’ll immediately hand them everything

The Masvingo province, which produced the infamous criminals Chidhumo and Masendeke has done it again! This time around, in the town of Gutu, a thief has been caught. What’s interesting is his modus operandi, which is said to be a method that’s new and on the rise within the thieving field. The method is surprisingly… Continue reading Pics: Masvingo thieves using new stealing method! You’ll immediately hand them everything

Man murdered for stealing precious dog in Chipinge

A Chipinge man was reportedly assaulted with sticks until he died. His offence was that of stealing a dog from a local man identified only as Chimene. However, the dog is still alive. The deceased, Lucky Tsegure, is said to have stolen the dog sometime before Tuesday. He sold the dog to another local man… Continue reading Man murdered for stealing precious dog in Chipinge

Gateway School style robbery at school in Ruwa

In March 2021, Gateway School was hit by armed robbers who have yet to be caught. The robbers swiped US$250k that was kept in the school’s premises. Using the same modus operandi another school in Ruwa was robbed of their cash. The Zimbabwe Republic Police took to their twitter to explain this occurrence and reiterate… Continue reading Gateway School style robbery at school in Ruwa

WATCH VIDEO: Serial thief returns phone after stealing from witch doctor

We know what you’re thinking after reading that headline. We couldn’t believe the guts of this man either. Who in their right minds would steal from a witch doctor? Well, apparently not everyone thinks like you do. The man in the video we’re about to show you decided to steal local witch doctor, Mbuya Mamoyo’s… Continue reading WATCH VIDEO: Serial thief returns phone after stealing from witch doctor

Isai mari mumabank: warns ZRP

One Dollar banknotes money (USD), currency of United States

Zimbabwe has had to experience a serious money crisis. While the situation hasn’t exactly gotten better, there is a bit of stability now in comparison to the 2019-2020 period. Whatever it might be, Zimbabweans have certainly held on to some lessons from that period. One of these lessons includes the keeping of large sums of… Continue reading Isai mari mumabank: warns ZRP

Grace Mugabe’s son allegedly caught stealing in Mazowe…STOP IT!

The former First Lady Grace Mugabe’s son Russell Goreraza landed himself in some hot soup after allegedly stealing gold processing equipment at Tian Bao Mineral Industry in Mazowe. He appeared before Concession Magistrates Courts yesterday along with his accomplices. Goreraza, who is Grace Mugabe’s son from a previous marriage, was reported to have spearheaded the… Continue reading Grace Mugabe’s son allegedly caught stealing in Mazowe…STOP IT!


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